"Welcome to Supernatural, the straightest of straight shows with absolutely no homoerotic subtext whatsoev- "
"Well, I mean, maybe that’s just coincid-"
this is the fourth time ive reblogged this today and i have no regrets
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
reasons why you should date me
i’ll make you a sandwich
i have amazing taste in music
i’m too ugly to cheat
i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you
i have netflix