1. I tried so hard to help, and all it’s done is made things worse. Anyway, it doesn’t matter anymore, because I don’t want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. The more you care the more you have to lose.

  2. jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    jamescannotfly:

    nostopdasgay:

    everets:

    Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

    holy shit

    Please tell me that was an intentional pun

  3. I tried so hard to help, and all it’s done is made things worse. Anyway, it doesn’t matter anymore, because I don’t want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. The more you care the more you have to lose.

  4. starbucksandicecream:

Me
  5. thesugarray:

    lostdoughnut:

    fuckerpunch:

    i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

    true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

    Nailed it.

  6. frankoceanfanclub:

    when i get a runny nose

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    This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

  7. As a random thought…

    morenavbby:

    So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

    The Black Widow is Russian.

    Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

    Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

  8. yuukiscarlet11:

    abisalilshit:

    anthony fetus 2009 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    omg so cute

  9. trudymonk:

    why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

  10. legs-are-just-for-show:

    replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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