i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time